She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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