Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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