Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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