Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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