Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
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How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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