I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
We have so much sex to catch up on
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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