i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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