After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
My dick has a subreddit
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I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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