ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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