yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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