Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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