she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
