how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
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