K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
