After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Small penises have feelings too.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
His nipple licking is glorious
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