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So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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