Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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