He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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