She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
The power of my boobs compel you
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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