If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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