i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
My feet surprised me
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