He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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