good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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