please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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