why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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