I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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