is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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