Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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