i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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