the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I wish i was in the wii world.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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