I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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