Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Randomize
