She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
only if we run a train.
done.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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