we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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