So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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