he was CRYING into my vagina
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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