just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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