I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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