the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
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I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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