he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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