...so i touched it.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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