He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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