brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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