Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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