Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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