Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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