Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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