So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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