doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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