He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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