can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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