Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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