Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
You're like the curious george of whores
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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