Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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