on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
