that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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