i came on her dog
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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