dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I am naked and annoyed.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
